my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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