you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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