He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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