belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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