You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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