i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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