oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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