What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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