Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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