is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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