so that wasnt chicken after all
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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