We're like a lot better than the average bears
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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