Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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