Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
