I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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