Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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