I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Randomize
