dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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