when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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