There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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