I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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