Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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