we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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