just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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