he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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