the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This is the high leading the old right now
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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