Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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