belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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