I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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