I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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