Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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