Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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