Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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