Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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