I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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