Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
