He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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