Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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