ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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