margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
ttyl tear gas
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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