I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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