Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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