Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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