i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I will be naked everywhere
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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