Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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