Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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