i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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