I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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