just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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