from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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