Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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